George Carlin Quotes About Rain

Quotes about: Rain

• There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

  George Carlin

  Funny, Friday, Clever

• Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

  George Carlin

  Smile, Rain, Keep Smiling

• Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.

  George Carlin

  Rain, Giving, Wetlands

• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

  George Carlin

  Rain, Sheep, Shrinks

• The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

  George Carlin

  Humorous, Rain, One Day

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

  George Carlin

  Rain, Civilization, Space

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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