George Carlin Quotes About Dying

Quotes about: Dying

• Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Death, Long

• Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Dying

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.289, Hachette UK

• Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.

  George Carlin

  Baseball, Football, Spring

  George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.39, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

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