George Carlin Quotes About Hell

Quotes about: Hell

• Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

  George Carlin

  Age, Pay, Hell

• Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.

  George Carlin

  Giving, Sick, Guy

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.310, Hachette UK

• I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

  George Carlin

  Humorous, Worry, Hell

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.

  George Carlin

  Grandmother, Pie, Baking

  "George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya!", www.imdb.com. 2008.

• Like on the airlines, they say they want to 'pre-board'. Well, what the hell is 'pre board'? What does that mean? To get on before you get on?

  George Carlin

  Mean, Want, Doe

• The Class Clown album was done totally sober. I'd realized what a hell I'd made for myself and I cleaned up completely for three months. You can hear the clarity of my thinking and of my speech on that album.

  George Carlin

  Thinking, Class, Months

  Source: reprints.longform.org

• So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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