George Carlin Quotes About Holiday

Quotes about: Holiday

• The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Christmas, Girl

• If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Holiday, Weekend

• Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

  George Carlin

  Holiday, Law, Boring

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