George Carlin Quotes About Eating

Quotes about: Eating

• You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

  George Carlin

  Feelings, Chocolate, Bars

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

  George Carlin

  Heart, Smell, Disease

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.

  George Carlin

  Motivation, People, Lazy

• I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

  George Carlin

  Food, Cooking, Sushi

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