George Carlin Quotes About Homeless

Quotes about: Homeless

• Have you ever noticed that the only metaphor we have in our public discourse for solving problems is to declare war on it? We have the war on crime, the war on
  cancer, the war on drugs. But did you ever notice that we have no war on homelessness? You know why? Because there's no money in that problem. No money to be made off of the homeless. If you can find a solution to homelessness where the corporations and politicians can make a few million dollars each, you will see the streets of America begin to clear up pretty damn quick!

  George Carlin

  War, Cancer, America

• These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.

  George Carlin

  Humorous, People, Election

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that

  George Carlin

  Garbage Cans, Guy, Body

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Guy

• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

  George Carlin

  Turtles, Shells, Naked

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