George Carlin Quotes About Eyes

Quotes about: Eyes

• Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking

  George Carlin

  Eye, People, Comedian

• People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.

  George Carlin

  Song, Hate, Eye

• Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

  George Carlin

  Song, Humorous, Eye

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself."

  George Carlin

  Suicide, Hurt, Humorous

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.

  George Carlin

  Peace, Eye, World

  George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

• You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they're wearing different kind of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important.

  George Carlin

  Hate, Eye, Two

• The whole problem with the world today: private property. If no one owned anything, it would be a lot better. There's even an entire industry devoted to keeping an eye on other people's stuff. This is how stupid it's got. If you decide to get rid of a lot of your stuff, you can give it to a thrift shop or to Goodwill.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Eye, Giving

  Source: abilitymagazine.com

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