George Carlin Quotes About God

Quotes about: God

• I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

• If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?

  George Carlin

  Funny, God, Powerful

• How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

  George Carlin

  Funny, God, Sarcastic

• When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.

  George Carlin

  Funny, God, Atheist

  George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

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