George Carlin Quotes About Selling

Quotes about: Selling

• If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Life, Smile

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, f***ing is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f***ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?

  George Carlin

  Humorous, Giving, Selling

• I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.

  George Carlin

  Thinking, Church, Cracks

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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