Rodney Dangerfield Quotes - Page 15

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• A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Night

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• I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife, Said, My Wife

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• I was a poster child... for birth control!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Children, Humor

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• I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Sex, Wife, My Wife

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• My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Wife

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• Life is just a bowl of pits.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Success, Humor

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• People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

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  Morning, Wind, People

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• My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

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  Funny, Humor, Self

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• Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Hook, Mouths, Lasts

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.141, Zondervan

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• I'd like to get some new clothes, but I can't find a Big and Short store.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Clothes, Stores, Bigs

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• I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife, Garbage, Should

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• Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Good Day, Challenges, Today

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• Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Hey, Shack, Getting Laid

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.143, Zondervan

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• I don't get no respect

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Tombstone, No Respect

  Quoted in N.Y. Times, 14 June 1970

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• We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Home, School, Kids

  "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Father, Childhood

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• She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Kings, Two, Bed

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• My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Sex, Blow

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