Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Parents

Quotes about: Parents

• When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Pregnancy, Moving

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Play, Parent

• On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Halloween, Humor

• I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Science, Parent

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Kids

• When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Kids

• My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Parent

• When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Children, Parent, Pay

• What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Children, Kids, Childhood

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.25, Zondervan

• I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Dating, Parent

• I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Beach, Children, Parent

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

• When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Fighting, Parent, Custody

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.20, Zondervan

• When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Jealous, Years

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.18, Zondervan

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