Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Son

Quotes about: Son

• For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Eye

• My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Teacher, Son, Rivers

• I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Crazy, Home

• My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Son, Golf, Ankles

• I tell ya I got a stupid son. That's one load that shoulda been shot on the wall.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wall, Stupid, Son

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