I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".
With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.
At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.
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