Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Water

Quotes about: Water

• When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Home, Lakes, Water

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.28, Zondervan

• My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Water, Wife

• I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Doctors

• My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Beach, Sorry

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