My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!
I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.
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