Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Wife

• I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Uncles, Stupid, House

• I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Crazy, Home

• I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, House

• One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Night, House, Action

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