I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women's prisons, and wait for parolees.
My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.
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