I was a poster child... for birth control!
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.
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