It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves.
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
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