Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Guns

Quotes about: Guns

• I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Suicidal

• I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Horse, Gun, Gambling

• My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Home, Mean, Kids

• For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Eye

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