I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
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