Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Marriage, Dog, Couple

• Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Dog, Egypt

• I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Play, Parent

• We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Play, Wife

• What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Pet, Arms

• What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Dog, Reading

• My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Mom, Dog

• What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I
  found out Alpo was dog food.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Years, Childhood

• What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Dog, Humor

• My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Sex, Mirrors

• My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Wife, Worst

• She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Ugly, Firsts

• My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Doors, Bedroom

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

• With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Dog, Humor

• When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Jealous, Years

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.18, Zondervan

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