My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
When I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler, just in case I have to prove something.
You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.
I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.
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