What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.
My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.
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