Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About Mothers

Quotes about: Mothers

• I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Mother, Humor

• My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Good Morning, Mother

• When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Running, Respect

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.32, Zondervan

• When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Beauty, Mother, Doctors

• My mother used to rock me - and she used big rocks.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Mother, Rocks

• My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Mother, Humor

• I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Doctors, No Respect

• I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Two, Wife

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.55, Zondervan

• When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Names, Wife

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.168, Zondervan

• When I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of cancer. I owed $20,000. That was about the lowest. I came back to show business, and I couldn't get a job. I was turned down by every small-time agent in New York.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Jobs, New York

  "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

• My childhood was bad. No father. Mother was greedy and brought me up awful - never made me breakfast once. I don't want to get started. One story is worse than another.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Father, Childhood

• When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Respect, Kids

• One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Pittsburgh, Found

• When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Mother, Sex

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