Cigarette Quotes

• The cigarettes you light one after another won’t help you forget her.

  Frank Sinatra

  Light, Helping, Forget

  Song: Learnin' the Blues

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• Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world.

  Erich Maria Remarque

  World, Moments, Said

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• Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out of cigarettes.

  Jeffrey McDaniel

  Found Love, Found, I Realized

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• Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Zero, Humorous

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• Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself

  Barbara Kelly

  Believe, Cigarette Smoke, Smoking

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  For me an object is something living. This cigarette or this box of matches contains a secret life much more intense than that of certain human beings.

  Joan Miro

  Secret, Intense, Boxes

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• Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth.

  David Bowie

  Mouths

  Song: Rock 'N' Roll Suicide, 1972

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• A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Humor, Fire, Paper

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• Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

  Tommy Chong

  Nicotine

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• Mind you, sometimes the angels smoke, hiding it with their sleeves, and when the archangel comes, they throw the cigarettes away: that’s when you get shooting stars.

  Vladimir Nabokov

  Stars, Angel, Mind

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• Cigarettes are not a part of human behaviour, they are a habit.

  Joe Eszterhas

  Behaviour, Habit, Humans

  "'I felt I had befouled myself'". Interview with Duncan Campbell, www.theguardian.com. January 30, 2004.

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• Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses

  Jason Behr

  Coffee, Weakness

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  At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

  Ethel Merman

  Giving Up, Thinking, Havens

  Ethel Merman, George Eells (1979). “Merman: an autobiography”, Berkley Pub Group

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• You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

  Oscar Wilde

  Cigarette Smoke, Perfect, Smoking

  'The Picture of Dorian Gray' (1891) ch. 6

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• Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

  Gerard Way

  Drinking, Coffee, Smoking

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• My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.

  Frederik Pohl

  Cheating, Firsts, Cheated

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• I am a cigarette with a body attached to it

  Raymond Carver

  Body

  Raymond Carver, Marshall Bruce Gentry, William L. Stull (1990). “Conversations with Raymond Carver”, p.10, Univ. Press of Mississippi

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• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.

  Arturo Toscanini

  Girl, Best Love, Kissing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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  They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

  Bill Maher

  Funny, Mean, Marijuana

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• Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

  Liza Minnelli

  Funny, Cigarette Smoke, Smoking

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• I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

  Benny Hill

  Cigarette Smoke, Smoking, One Day

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.

  Loni Anderson

  Forever, Firsts, Changed

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• I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Motivational, Comedy

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• I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

  Woody Allen

  Cancer, Giving, Smoking

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