David Letterman Quotes About President Bush

Quotes about: President Bush

• Jeb Bush may run for President. Bush presidencies are like 'Caddyshack' movies. They should have stopped with one.

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  Running, Should Have, President

• Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice fell off his mother.

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  Mother, Ice, President

• Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn't he? ... President Bush says he's really going to buckle down now and fight global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he's sending 20,000 troops to the sun

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  Fighting, President, Matter

• The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?

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  Vacation, Texas, Wind

• Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall.

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  Airplane, President, Celebrate

• Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.

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  Night, Idols, President

• President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration.

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  Iraq, President, Administration

• I heard this today and I thought this was fascinating and interesting. President Bush has two daughters, two beautiful daughters, and they may work on their father's presidential campaign after they get out of college and I thought, well, that's a pretty good move because in this economy, they won't be able to find real jobs.

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  Beautiful, Daughter, Jobs

• President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.

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  War, Thinking, Appreciate

• President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.

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  Blue, President, Want

• President Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars. You know what this means. He's been drinking again.

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  Drinking, Mean, Moon

• Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.

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  Thinking, President, Schwarzenegger

• President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

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  President, Comedy, Quiet

• President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here.

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  Jobs, Iraq, President

• But down in Florida in the early voting, there were computer glitches, confusing ballots, long lines and chaos. And when President Bush heard about this, he said, 'Mission accomplished!'

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  Florida, Long, Voting

• President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

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  Funny, Wind, Guy

• It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.

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  June, President, Looks

• It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam.

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  Iraq, Trying, President

• John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either.

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  Names, Leader, President

• President Bush insisted that there was nothing in the August 6th, 2001 briefing, which was titled 'Bin Laden determined to attack the United States', that hinted what bin Laden was up to. Bush says that he would have moved mountains to stop the attack. Yeah, but he draws the line at reading a memo.

  David Letterman

  Reading, August, President

• President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.

  David Letterman

  Two, President, Week

• President Bush announced that the war in Iraq has been won. It's all over, it's been won. I believe this would be Bush's first uncontested victory.

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  War, Believe, Iraq

• President Bush says now he is sticking to his plan for handing over power to the Iraqis on June 30. It's also part of his plan to hand over power to John Kerry on January 20.

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  June, Hands, President

• Did you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the hands of interrogators.

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  Hands, President, Unions

• President Bush says he is looking forward to the testimony of Condoleezza Rice. Yes, he is very excited about Condoleezza Rice's testimony before Congress. Well, it makes perfect sense - he wants to know what was going on, too.

  David Letterman

  Perfect, President, Want

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