David Letterman Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.

  David Letterman

  Children, Catholic, Church

• Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.

  David Letterman

  Children, Men, Labor Laws

• Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.

  David Letterman

  Mother, New Year, New York

  David Letterman, Andy Breckman (1985). “Late night with David Letterman: the book”, Random House Inc

• Bring Your Child to Work Day -- that's how we got George W. Bush.

  David Letterman

  Children, Your Children, Work Day

• Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You better not be over here chewing gum.

  David Letterman

  Children, Gum, Censorship

• There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

  David Letterman

  Children, Men, Earth

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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