David Letterman Quotes About Palin

Quotes about: Palin

• Here's why Sarah Palin says she won't be running for president. She says she can be more effective at getting others elected by not running. And I thought, well, that's true, because in 2008 she got Obama elected.

  David Letterman

  Running, President, Palin

• Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.

  David Letterman

  Bars, Blame, Snooki

• Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.

  David Letterman

  Book, Pages, Bigs

• Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'

  David Letterman

  Hair, Joining, News

• They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

  David Letterman

  Hunting, Oil, Wildlife

• Sarah Palin, part-time Governor of Alaska, is angry because Michele Obama is encouraging kids to eat healthy. Sarah Palin believes the government shouldn't tell us what to do. Sarah Palin believes she should tell us what to do.

  David Letterman

  Believe, Kids, Alaska

• Sarah Palin had a big op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal, and she said she's against death panels. And I thought, 'Really? She's the one who pulled the plug on the McCain campaign.'

  David Letterman

  Wall, Campaigns, Pieces

• During the debate, Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out to a third-grade class. Well, you know, that says commander-in-chief to me right there. You betcha!

  David Letterman

  Class, Noses, Debate

• Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia.

  David Letterman

  Goodbye, Alaska, Russia

• You folks like TV, you watch a lot of TV? There's a show right here on CBS, it's a huge hit. It's called the "Mentalist." And it's about this guy who has a heightened sense of observation. It's miraculous; he's the only guy in the world who can tell the difference between Sarah Palin and Tina Fey.

  David Letterman

  Differences, Guy, World

• Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.

  David Letterman

  Jobs, Fox News, Foxes

• John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.

  David Letterman

  Party, Car, Republican

  "David Letterman's political guests: The jokes were on them" by Diana D'Abruzzo, Slide 16, www.politico.com. May 20, 2015.

• You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready.

  David Letterman

  Drinking, Thinking, Alaska

• Sarah Palin was delivering a speech and she said 'refudiate.' It's not a word – you have refute and repudiate, and she combined them. A lot of times that will happen and people will confuse combinations of words. I remember a couple years ago John McCain mistakenly combined the words Vice President and Palin.

  David Letterman

  Couple, Years, People

• Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye with a carrot.

  David Letterman

  Fun, Reading, Eye

• Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On the one hand, a very powerful woman qualified to be President of the United States, and on the other hand, you have Sarah ... But if you think about it, Sarah Palin and Oprah Winfrey have a lot in common. They both helped get Obama elected.

  David Letterman

  Powerful, Book, Thinking

• I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.

  David Letterman

  Mom, Real, Bus Stops

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