David Letterman Quotes About Morning

Quotes about: Morning

• The morning after I had my heart bypass, the doctor called and said, Soon you'll be able to have sex. I said, I've heard that for years.

  David Letterman

  Morning, Sex, Heart

• It was stupid behaviour. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you're scared and you're depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.

  David Letterman

  Morning, Stupid, Looks

• Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.

  David Letterman

  Morning, New York, Pants

• I'm so excited for my son. On Christmas morning I want to see his face, to be there when he opens the gifts. I want the see what my assistants got him for Christmas.

  David Letterman

  Morning, Son, Want

• It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?

  David Letterman

  Morning, Years, Lasts

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