When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting there drinking Diet Pepsi and eating peanuts. It just doesn't make any sense.
They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.
I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: