David Letterman Quotes About Retirement

Quotes about: Retirement

• My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.

  David Letterman

  Funny, Retirement, Plans

• He has been greatly missed since his retirement ... Thank God for videotapes and DVDs. In this regard, he will always be around.

  David Letterman

  God, Retirement, Dvds

  "Celebs React to Carson's Death". www.foxnews.com. January 24, 2005.

• Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.

  David Letterman

  Retirement, Russia, Utah

• Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.

  David Letterman

  Retirement, Gun, Gentleman

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