The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.
I heard some good news today, the FBI and the CIA are going to start cooperating. They are going to start working together. And if you don't know the difference between the FBI and the CIA, the FBI bungles domestic crime, the CIA bungles foreign crime.
CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.
The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.
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