David Letterman Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.

  David Letterman

  New York, Good Luck, Cities

• Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

  David Letterman

  Love You, Gun, Car

• Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor.

  David Letterman

  Illinois, Car, States

  "David Letterman's political guests: The jokes were on them" by Diana D'Abruzzo, Slide 12, www.politico.com. May 20, 2015.

• John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.

  David Letterman

  Party, Car, Republican

  "David Letterman's political guests: The jokes were on them" by Diana D'Abruzzo, Slide 16, www.politico.com. May 20, 2015.

• Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will be crashed next year by drunken Secret Service agents.

  David Letterman

  New York, Years, Cities

• Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.

  David Letterman

  Drinking, White, Car

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