David Letterman Quotes About Taxes

Quotes about: Taxes

• Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.

  David Letterman

  Writing, Two, Needs

• Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

  David Letterman

  Dating, Taxes, Billionaire

  David Letterman (1994). “Late Night Top Ten Lists”

• President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.

  David Letterman

  Blue, President, Want

• Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

  David Letterman

  People, Today, Taxes

• It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?

  David Letterman

  Morning, Years, Lasts

• It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

  David Letterman

  Loss, Two, Late

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