David Letterman Quotes About Halloween

Quotes about: Halloween

• I like Halloween. It gives you a chance to dress up like something you're not, you know? Like when the Miami Dolphins put on football uniforms.

  David Letterman

  Football, Halloween, Miami Dolphins

• Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

  David Letterman

  Halloween, Holiday, Men

• Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

  David Letterman

  Halloween, Kids, Giving

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