David Letterman Quotes About Babies

Quotes about: Babies

• I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

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  Baby, Long, Voting

• Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

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  Daughter, Mother, Baby

• The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies.

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  Baby, Tired, Kissing

• Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056.

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  Girl, Running, Baby

• Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.

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  Baby, Girlfriend, Russia

• Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

  David Letterman

  Baby, Birth, Internet

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