David Letterman Quotes About Al Qaeda

Quotes about: Al Qaeda

• John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.

  David Letterman

  Suicide, Goal, Wife

• You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.

  David Letterman

  Night, Isis, Upset

• I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. ... Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.

  David Letterman

  Suicide, Mean, Blow

• I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart.

  David Letterman

  Rumor, Als, Yeah

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