David Letterman Quotes About Exes

Quotes about: Exes

• President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.

  David Letterman

  Running, Girlfriend, Vacation

• Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.

  David Letterman

  Iowa, Wife, Week

• Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. ... There's a problem with the antenna. They don't like to be held - like my ex-wife.

  David Letterman

  Iphone, Wife, Problem

  "Apple's iPhone briefing is underway" by Doug Gross, www.cnn.com. July 16, 2010.

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