David Letterman Quotes About Coffee

Quotes about: Coffee

• I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.

  David Letterman

  Hate, Coffee, Water

• If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.

  David Letterman

  Coffee, Personality, Ifs

• Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

  David Letterman

  Coffee, Espresso, Personality

  "Letterman Lets His Guard Down" by Bill Zehme, Esquire, December 1994.

• Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!

  David Letterman

  Coffee, Loser, Clinton

• They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

  David Letterman

  Coffee, Hot, Hamburgers

• I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

  David Letterman

  Coffee, Thinking, Use

• Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity.

  David Letterman

  Coffee, Humanity, Sin

• You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?

  David Letterman

  Drinking, Coffee, Thinking

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