David Letterman Quotes About Smoking

Quotes about: Smoking

• You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.

  David Letterman

  Weed, Memories, Loss

• You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and Kim Jong Un had him executed. I remember the same thing happened when a guy used Martha Stewart's personal lemon zester.

  David Letterman

  Circles, Korea, Evil

• Here in New York City you can now walk around smoking weed and all they will do if they see you is write you a ticket. Unfortunately, the ticket will be to a Jets game.

  David Letterman

  Weed, New York, Writing

• When I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for 98 is Im going to start smoking cigars again. I gave them up about a year and a half ago, and I now realize that it may have been my one last fun, interesting thing to do.

  David Letterman

  Fun, Mistake, Years

• An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.

  David Letterman

  Sex, Smoking, Interviews

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