David Letterman Quotes About Birth

Quotes about: Birth

• John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go.

  David Letterman

  Friday, Years, Chinese

• Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.

  David Letterman

  Sorry, Presidential, Birth

• Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056.

  David Letterman

  Girl, Running, Baby

• President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

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  Wife, President, Kenya

• Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license.

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  Thinking, Fake, May

• President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

  David Letterman

  Japan, Korea, President

• Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

  David Letterman

  Baby, Birth, Internet

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