Pants Quotes

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.

Whitney Houston

Inspiring, Fashion, Women

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Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.

Baltasar Gracian

Dream, Long, Way

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

Jon Foreman

Funny Friendship, Funny Best Friend, Cute Friendship

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I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.

Ronnie Lott

Mean, Important, Kind

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If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him.

Jason Kravitz

Acceptance, Cooking, Devil

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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

Jerry Coleman

Funny, Sports, Baseball

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Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.

Drake

Humble, Makeup, Hair

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I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants.

Billy Joel

Hands, I've Learned, Misinterpretation

Song: The Entertainer, Album: Streetlife Serenade, 1974

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I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them.

Dree Hemingway

Girl, Feels, Comfortable

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I never go sexy. I'm more into a well-made pair of pants and a good shoe.

Dree Hemingway

Sexy, Shoes, Pairs

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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

Inspirational, Funny, Life

Theodore Roosevelt (2015). “Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century”, p.4, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.

Will Hobbs

Interesting, Scorpions

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I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants.

LeBron James

Basketball, Nba, Play

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I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

Will Ferrell

Gold, Records, Legs

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I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.

Jennifer Echols

Mean, Snow, Ass

Jennifer Echols (2009). “The Ex Games”, p.182, Simon and Schuster

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If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Nick Offerman

Shirts, Ifs

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If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

Rob Delaney

Adults, Opinion, Weirdo

FaceBook post by Rob Delaney from Feb 10, 2012

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Up with skirts, down with pants!'

Edwin Edwards

Skirts

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You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

Kurt Angle

Relation

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill

Funny, Truth, Honesty

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.

Nicolas Colsaerts

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Where are your pants, son?

Harper Lee

Son

Harper Lee (1960). “TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD”

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I may have a feather duster down my pants.

Johnny Depp

May, Feathers

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You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances.

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Alive, Circumstances, Thrive

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I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!'

Kanye West

Crazy, Jogging, Today

"'I'm A Blowfish' And 10 Other Crazy Quotes From Kanye West's New GQ Interview" by Aly Weisman, www.businessinsider.com. July 21, 2014.

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