Will Ferrell Quotes

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  Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

  Will Ferrell

  Healing, Hug, Ugly

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  Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

  Will Ferrell

  Love, Funny, Marriage

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• We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

  Will Ferrell

  Moon, Blue, Bbq

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• Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

  Will Ferrell

  Wall, Writing, Jail

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• If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

  Will Ferrell

  Decision, Ifs

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• Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

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  Real, Real Life, Alcohol

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  No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

  Will Ferrell

  Screw Ups, Matter, Screws

  The Mirror.Co.Uk Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. December 3, 2010.

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• No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks.

  Will Ferrell

  Dog, Decision, Screw Ups

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• If you ain't first, you're last!

  Will Ferrell

  Firsts, Lasts, Ifs

  "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby". www.imdb.com. 2006.

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• There’s a benefit to losing, you get to learn from your mistakes.

  Will Ferrell

  Mistake, Benefits, Losing

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• I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

  Will Ferrell

  Home, Thinking, Iphone

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• Aren't we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?

  Will Ferrell

  Strive

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• In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

  Will Ferrell

  Hate, Circles, That One Person

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• A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

  Will Ferrell

  Fashion, Stars, Rocks

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• I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

  Will Ferrell

  Destiny, Path, Given

  "Fictional character: Megamind". "Megamind", www.imdb.com. October 30, 2010.

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• I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato

  Will Ferrell

  Baby, Hate, Parent

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• I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!

  Will Ferrell

  Winning, Machines, Bigs

  "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby". www.imdb.com. 2006.

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• Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

  Will Ferrell

  Inspirational, Motivational, Cute

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• Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

  Will Ferrell

  Inappropriate Behavior, Laughing, Make Me Laugh

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• I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

  Will Ferrell

  Dream, People, World

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• I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

  Will Ferrell

  Cotton

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• I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.

  Will Ferrell

  Thinking, Ramifications

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.

  Will Ferrell

  Powerful, Grief, Aphrodisiac

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• Personal philosophy: Clothing optional

  Will Ferrell

  Philosophy, Personal Philosophy, Clothings

  FaceBook post by Will Ferrell from Apr 10, 2012

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• I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

  Will Ferrell

  Gold, Records, Legs

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