I've got no dark secrets, I wasn't beaten up, my parents were kind to me and there was a low crime rate where we lived. Maybe that's where the comedy comes from, as some sort of reaction to the safe, boring suburbs.
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato
What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?
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