Pants Quotes - Page 6

• I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Sexy, Humor

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.94, Zondervan

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• My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants.

  Tom Kaulitz

  Two, Legs, Bigs

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• You can't teach an ear, you can't teach talent, but you can teach people who have those things not to just fly by the seat of their pants.

  Marya Hornbacher

  People, Ears, Talent

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• Remember God likes us best when we are flying by the seats of our pants.

  Ruth Bernhard

  Flying, Likes, Remember

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• I like suits. I mean, I always feel good in a suit; I’m more of a suit guy than a shirt-and-jeans-type guy, probably. You know, like, I love Brad Goresky’s style. And sometimes he’ll wear a pair of, like, leopard pants, and I’m like, I couldn’t pull that off, but I appreciate it from afar.

  Jesse Tyler Ferguson

  Mean, Jeans, Appreciate

  "Jesse Tyler Ferguson on His Amazing Oscar-Party Photo Bomb (and the Sloppiest Modern Family Dresser)". Interview with Bennett Marcus, www.vanityfair.com. February 28, 2013.

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• I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

  Ricky Gervais

  Thinking, Buying, Fame

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• It [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey played by big, gaunt, dyspeptic girls in pants.

  Mary McCarthy

  Girl, Hockey, Political

  Mary McCarthy (2002). “A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays”, New York Review of Books

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• I've been a storyteller all my life. When I was in high school, I used to amuse myself by driving through the woods at night and see how long it would be before I scared the pants off my friends - and if I could do it before I scared myself.

  Patricia Briggs

  School, Night, Long

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• Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.

  David Lee Roth

  Rocks, Guitar, Electric

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• I love Nicki Minaj, I told her I’d admit it, I hope one day we get married just to say we f-cking did it and girl I’m f-cking serious, I’m with it if you with it, cause your verses turn me on and your pants are mighty fitted.

  Drake

  Girl, One Day, Causes

  "Song: "Miss Me" ("Thank Me Later")". June 1, 2010.

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• I have made a mistake. They condemn me to death and I ask for a boy to coach me for it. A red-headed boy, who gobbles his buttered bread and toddles to his horse with the seat of his pants wet, this is the young man they hope will get me on my knees, full of prayer. This is the young man I hope will be able to help me, although with what and how I cannot think.

  Hannah Kent

  Horse, Prayer, Mistake

  Hannah Kent (2013). “Burial Rites”, p.62, Pan Macmillan

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• They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.

  Jackie Cooper

  Photography, Hair, Long

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• No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

  McLean Stevenson

  Dirty, Sweaters, Pairs

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• I think pants have unique qualities, especially in a woman’s life. Whatever bodily insecurities we have, we seem to take out on our pants.

  Ann Brashares

  Unique, Thinking, Insecurity

  FaceBook post by Ann Brashares from Jul 19, 2012

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• When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.

  Warren Miller

  Skiing, Cheeks

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• A recession is when your neighbour has to tighten his belt. A depression is when you have to tighten your own belt. And a panic is when you have no belt to tighten and your pants fall down.

  Tommy Douglas

  Fall, Panic, Belts

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

  George Harrison

  Shoes, Squash, Tight Pants

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• There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.

  Eliza Dushku

  Girl, Sexy, Attitude

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• They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

  Bob Dylan

  Collateral

  Song: Bob Dylan's 115th Dream, Album: Bringing It All Back Home, 1965

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• Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants.

  Ray Davies

  Art, Aunt, Media

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• I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

  Nicole Polizzi

  Perfect, Alcohol, Today

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• I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

  Jason Sudeikis

  Guy, Comedy, Kind

  "Pick Up a Few Unconventional Between-the-Sheets Techniques from Jason Sudeikis". Interview with Lauren Bans, www.gq.com. January 23, 2013.

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• I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high school then. I had acne. I had a terrible hairdo. I'm sure I was sporting polyester pants.

  Joe Scarborough

  School, Past, Years

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• Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent.

  Cal Thomas

  Government, People, Parent

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• I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more pregnancy and I'd be doomed to elastic waists for the rest of my life.

  Ayelet Waldman

  Children, Pregnancy, Four

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