Nick Offerman Quotes

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• If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

  Nick Offerman

  Pants, Shirts, Ifs

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  Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

  Nick Offerman

  Life Changing, Men, Fishing

  "Fictional character: Ron Swanson". Parks and Recreation (TV Series). Telethon, www.imdb.com. 2010.

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  Follow your gut, make a choice, and throw yourself into it. If you make a mistake, then you have merely afforded yourself a valuable lesson.

  Nick Offerman

  Mistake, Choices, Lessons

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. April 4, 2014.

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• If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

  Nick Offerman

  Happy Life, Thinking, Want

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  Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

  Nick Offerman

  Figures, What You Love, Paid

  Nick Offerman (2013). “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living”, p.58, Penguin

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• Technically, we're all half centaur.

  Nick Offerman

  Centaurs, Half

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  If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reason to achieve something and feel good.

  Nick Offerman

  Feel Good, Trying, Bed

  "Nick Offerman on Parks And Recreation and his comically oversized penis". Interview with Sean O'Neal, tv.avclub.com. July 18, 2012.

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• Always maintain the attitude of a student. If you think you've done learning, bitterness sets in, but if you have more to achieve every day, in any arena, that makes each morning's awakening full of potential and cheery portent.

  Nick Offerman

  Morning, Attitude, Thinking

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. August 31, 2012.

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• We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air fresheners, and sentient automobiles. But we're assholes first.

  Nick Offerman

  Philosophical, Air, Firsts

  Nick Offerman (2013). “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living”, p.47, Penguin

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• Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.

  Nick Offerman

  Religious, Teaching, Being Cool

  Nick Offerman (2013). “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living”, p.49, Penguin

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• Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.

  Nick Offerman

  Hands, Love One Another, Farmers

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• No matter how you decide to spend a little more time on your gestures of giving, the point is just quite simply that you do.

  Nick Offerman

  Life Changing, Giving, Gestures

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• How lucky my life is that I have two arms, and two legs, and ten fingers with which to make things out of wood.

  Nick Offerman

  Two, Lucky, Legs

  Interview with Chris Baio, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 14, 2013.

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• I have a ridiculously beautiful wife who's super sexy, and as long as she's happy with me, I don't need to look in the mirror and think, "How do I stack up next to Bradley Cooper? Would Cooper rock this shirt?" Doesn't matter. He does not have your wife. You do.

  Nick Offerman

  Beautiful, Sexy, Thinking

  "Nick Offerman on Parks And Recreation and his comically oversized penis". Interview with Sean O'Neal, tv.avclub.com. July 18, 2012.

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• Your dreams are always going to seem much more profound to you then they are to your friend.

  Nick Offerman

  Dream, Profound

  Source: collider.com

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• Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

  Nick Offerman

  Beautiful, Ass, Given

  Nick Offerman (2013). “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living”, p.40, Penguin

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• If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

  Nick Offerman

  New York, Style, Chicago

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• Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.

  Nick Offerman

  Doctors, Phds, Meetings

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• And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do.

  Nick Offerman

  Sight, Hands, Lost

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• Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would suggest you alter something much more malleable than your flesh, like your priorities, or your friends.

  Nick Offerman

  Life Changing, Men, Thinking

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• If you don't look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world's reacting to it.

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  Looks, World, Reacting

  "Nick Offerman on Parks And Recreation and his comically oversized penis". Interview with Sean O'Neal, tv.avclub.com. July 18, 2012.

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• Whatever it is you like to do, that's the sexiest part of you.

  Nick Offerman

  Sexiest

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• Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family.

  Nick Offerman

  Life Changing, Family And Friends, Loyal

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• It's taken me a lot of years to peel away my own layers.

  Nick Offerman

  Taken, Years, Layers

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.

  Nick Offerman

  Weed, Marijuana, Alcohol

  Nick Offerman (2013). “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living”, p.94, Penguin

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