Jay Leno Quotes About Economy

Quotes about: Economy

• One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama.

  Jay Leno

  Believe, Winning, Night

  "EARLY START WEEKEND: Hurricane Sandy Threatens East Coast; Undecided States in Focus; Miraculous Recovery of Malala; The Week That Was; Teenager Dies After Drinking Two Monster Energy Drinks". "CNN Saturday Morning News", edition.cnn.com. October 27, 2012.

• I tell you, the economy is in bad shape. In fact, the economy is so bad, President Barack Obama's new slogan is 'Spare Change You Can Believe In.'

  Jay Leno

  Believe, President, Shapes

• President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida.

  Jay Leno

  Strong, Believe, Florida

• Barack Obama said yesterday that the economy was 'going to get worse before it gets better.' See, that's when you know the campaign is really over. Remember before the election? 'The audacity of hope!' 'Yes, we can!' 'A change we can believe in!' Now it's, 'We're all screwed.'

  Jay Leno

  Believe, Yes We Can, Yesterday

• President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now in Iraq, the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt, and Hussein wants his son to take over as president. Sounds like mission accomplished.

  Jay Leno

  Change, Son, Iraq

• President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?

  Jay Leno

  Movie, War, Oil

• In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items -- like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut.

  Jay Leno

  Luxury, Peanuts, Economy

• In his annual economic report to Congress President Bush said that the transfer of American jobs overseas is actually part of a positive transformation that will enrich the U.S. economy over time. So basically, losing your job to someone else can be a good thing. Of course we'll see how he feels about that in November.

  Jay Leno

  Jobs, President, Losing

• The economy is so bad that bedbugs are now infesting sleeping bags and tents, because they can't afford to stay in hotels anymore.

  Jay Leno

  Sleep, Bags, Tents

• Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

  Jay Leno

  Believe, Experts, Entering

• Today, you get better performance from a Ford Focus than a Ferrari from the mid-70s. [The Focus] is just as fast and with better fuel economy. It's fun to see supercar technology trickle down to everyday cars.

  Jay Leno

  Fun, Technology, Car

• Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it'll be cleaned up by future generations.

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  Daughter, Dog, Smart

• To give you an idea how bad the American economy is, Mexico is now calling for a fence along the border. Stay on your side!

  Jay Leno

  Your Side, Ideas, Giving

• It’s being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And that’s just people leaving the White House.

  Jay Leno

  Jobs, White, People

• In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune.

  Jay Leno

  Night, Wife, Victory

• President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off.

  Jay Leno

  Writing, Yesterday, President

• President Bush went out touting his economic record in Ohio last week. Now this is a state that lost 225,000 jobs since Bush took office. You know, if Bush wants to tout his record, he should do it somewhere where the Bush economy has actually created jobs, like India, or Thailand, or China.

  Jay Leno

  Jobs, Ohio, Office

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