Jay Leno Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window!

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  Mean, Australia, Car

• We should make politicians dress like race car drivers -- when they get money, make them wear the company logos on their suit.

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  Race, Car, Dresses

• If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.

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  Car, Making Money, Ifs

• If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just don't like your product. I think that's a mistake a lot of people in show business make.. they're so tied to their act they take everything personally.

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  Hate, Mistake, Mean

• Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

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  Giving, Car, Guy

• If it turns out that the Mayans are right and the world is going to end, you know what this means?
  Lindsay Lohan is a genius. She's been partying her brains out. She owes taxes. She’s crashing cars. She’s a genius!

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  Party, Mean, Car

• If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business.

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  Jobs, Giving, Car

• If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

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  Somewhere Else, Space, Car

• Nissan is designing a car that will read the driver's mind. I already know what I'm going to do. I want a car that will read the other guy's mind.

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  Car, Design, Guy

• US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less food in the bowl. Do we really need to give him a pill? Is the dog taking your car keys and driving to McDonalds?

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  Dog, Keys, Mcdonalds

• Regulations force people to do better.

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  People, Car, Regulation

• Whitney Houston rear-ended a city bus with her sports car, but no one was hurt. She said she didn't know what happened. One minute she was concentrating on the big white line, and the next, boom!

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  Sports, Hurt, Cities

• I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard than the consumer needed. Cars like the Wills Sainte Claire or the Duesenberg.

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  Car, Noble, Claire

• When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.

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  Hands, Talking, Appreciate

• So, it's pretty crazy. Look, we're bailing out Wall Street, we're bailing out banks, we're bailing out car companies. In fact, did you know there's a special box on your tax form this year you can check if you want a portion of your taxes to actually go to running the government?

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  Running, Wall, Crazy

• A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

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  Sex, Men, Average

• Corporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid

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  Kids, People, Safety

• Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday

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  Appreciate, Car, Everyday

• It seems that researchers at Colorado University say wine may help people lose weight. It's not the wine directly that causes the weight loss, it's all the walking around you do trying to find your car.

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  Wine, Loss, People

• I believe engineers will save the world.

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  Believe, Car, World

• Today, you get better performance from a Ford Focus than a Ferrari from the mid-70s. [The Focus] is just as fast and with better fuel economy. It's fun to see supercar technology trickle down to everyday cars.

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  Fun, Technology, Car

• Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant.

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  Hurt, Weekend, Two

• But the good news, the crime rate is down. Isn't that amazing? Less banks are being robbed. Well, sure. A, there's less banks. B, the banks don't have any money left. And C, nobody's got gas money for the getaway car. So, right there, crime is down!

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  Car, Gas Money, News

• I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go.

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  Kids, Car, Born

• When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth.

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  Self Worth, Hands, Giving

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