Jay Leno Quotes About Eating

Quotes about: Eating

• The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating — a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.

  Jay Leno

  Redneck, Hunting, Men

• US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less food in the bowl. Do we really need to give him a pill? Is the dog taking your car keys and driving to McDonalds?

  Jay Leno

  Dog, Keys, Mcdonalds

• You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

  Jay Leno

  Funny Inspirational, Eating, Supermodel

• If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

  Jay Leno

  Somewhere Else, Space, Car

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