Jay Leno Quotes About Halloween

Quotes about: Halloween

• According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top 1 percent.

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  Halloween, Thinking, Usa

  "American Morning: Wake Up Call" with Carol Costello, www.cnn.com. October 28, 2011.

• America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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  Halloween, Obamacare, America

• Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

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  Halloween, Ideas, Buttons

• Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple.

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  Halloween, Kids, Apples

• Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy.

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  Halloween, Kids, Years

• With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000.

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  Country, Halloween, Weekend

• Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.

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  Halloween, Thinking, Scary

• My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it.

  Jay Leno

  Halloween, Color White, Yellow

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